Ways To Fill A Working Day...

1. Play catch with a foam ball you found under a desk. Not with someone. Play on your own.
   
2. Build a wall out of box folders
3. Wander around the building clutching a piece of paper pretending to be Very Busy On Very Important Business when really you're just looking for someone to annoy
4. Annoy people - achieved in various ways including spotting someone with the tell tale flashing msn icon and standing by their desk for an age, not really saying anything but preventing them from continuing their online conversation.
   
5. Paperclip chain!
   
6. Watch people stranded at the bus stop outside - they don't realise the M25 is closed (or something) and they're going to be stuck in the rain for AGES yet because the traffic just up the road is, apparently, hellish. Ha ha ha.
   
7. Call you mother three times to argue over tonight's dinner.
8. Have an msn argument with your best mate.
9. Play with the foam ball some more.
10. Visit friends flickr accounts and leave comments for each and every photo using no more than two words.
11. Clock watch.
12. Take down all your old post it notes and re-write them using neater hand writing - this is not actually productive work and therefore allowed.
    
13. Wonder how the hell you manage to keep your job despite using this routine most working days at least every two hours.